Allergies. 

Well this is just sad. I would love to be able to have a playful little kitten or puppy but the fur from them makes my eyes want to pull themselves out of their sockets and slide away to Mexico. Yes I do already have a cat TigerLily, but she is too full of hate that she won't even acknowledge me unless it's to feed her. So then I was thinking, there are hairless cats and dogs for this very reason! But check out these ugly twats;

This one looks like Hitler's cat. 

This one just looks like David Bowie.

I think I'll get one just for fun. I shall name it Fluffy. - Blog This. 

Children. 

  Recently I've noticed that children are terrifying. Don't try to deny that they aren't, they are. Think about it; think of 5 horror movies you have seen. I'll pick some I've seen as an example. (Just 5 random ones that come to mind) 

• The Omen 
• The Ring 
• Nightmare on Elm Street
• The Exorcist
• Scream

Now a definite 3/5 there have to do with children. Why? Because they are creepy as fuck. No one knows what's going on in a childs' head, they just stand there, all sticky and staring. I tried to get an image to just prove my point and as I typed "scary children" into Google I've given myself a heart attack and will probably need to attend therapy regularly. Children - not even once. -Blog This.

The sad truth as to why I can never be an actress.

  Like many people, I too wanted to be a big Hollywood actress, in movies with other famous actors and actresses, but recently it has come to my attention that I wouldn't be able to do such a thing, because if I was actually playing opposite some beautiful actor (JGL for example) and his character was telling me that he loved me HOW WOULD I NOT FALL FOR THAT SHIT? I have a new found respect for any actresses playing opposite attractive men. It must be very hard to remember that it's all fictional. I for one would ask the camera crew to cut while Josh Hutcherson pours out his soul to me and told me he has loved me since we were eleven. Good on you Jenifer Lawernce, good on you. Of course all this being said, I would still jump at the chance to be an actress, it would just take every muscle in my body not to jump on them. Just saying. -Blog This.