Celebrities I would punch in the face. 
 We all know there are some celebs out there that get millions of dollars a week for doing the simple things in life that most of us would gladly do for free when really all they deserve is a good punch square in the face. I am dedicating this post to the celebrities that I would personally punch in the face. Repeatedly. In no particular order, here it goes.

Rihanna. Clearly getting a few slaps from Chris Brown wasn't enough so I'll take it upon myself to finish the job. Why? Because I can't remember the last time I heard her singing about anything else other than sex, filth. Looks like she is bracing herself for my fist here, excellent.

European Jesus over here (Russell Brand) deserves a right few slaps for divorcing the one and only Katy Perry. Like I'm sorry, you get the best of the best and you divorce it?! Where is the logic, I fail to see it. Look out Russel, you're on my list.

Kristen "I can't control my emotions" Stewart is another faithful contender, purely due to her disgraceful acting in the Twilight Saga. I would have done a better job in my sleep, I would have showed more emotion for sure. Bending over for a kick up the arse? Thanks Kris, making my job easier.








Anyone from the shows "The only way is Essex" or "Made in Chelsea" I'd take you all on at the same time. 

Madge, you have a special place in my heart on my fist. Pack it in. Nobody wants to see someone as old as their nan strut around in short shorts singing about sex. Act your age not you bra size. Better not walk down any dark alleys.

Hey Kanye, I know you have one of the top-rated albums of 2010—and Imma let you finish—but you are also continuing to be one of the most annoying celebrities out there and now having Kim Kardashian as your lack, you aren't helping your case. 

When talking about the most annoying celebrities, you can not leave out this major annoyance. I have just found out that she is pregnant (God help Mtv) People like this are the reason people should have to be tested before being allowed to procreate.









Anyone from "Teen Mom" "My Super Sweet 16" or "16 and Pregnant" -come at me bro. 
 If you are offended by any of the above comments, please note, I do not care. Don't like my blog? Stop reading it! My blog, my opinions! Hope those with a humerus bone in their body enjoyed. -Blog This.

My Dream.
 Remember when you were younger and you'd watched up to 7 Disney movies a day and thought to yourself "wow, that's what I want to be when I grow up!" I did. My parents took my to Disney World Florida twice and this dream just became bigger & more determined. I had actually forgotten about it until now. My dad calls it glorified spraoi but I still really want to be a Disney princess dancing in parades, signing autographs, taking pictures and making little boy and girls dreams come true. I don't think there is a happier job : ) Anyone out there want to be my best friend forever and get me a job in the happiest place on earth? -Blog This.

"Get a Room."
 Has that phrase gone out of style? If so we most definitely need to bring it back. I don't know whether it's this new generation of music about sex and stuff or people are just ignorant, but something needs to be done because my eyes, my eyes are burning. I'm not bitter, I just really do not see the need for public affection. OKAY ALREADY we get it, ye're together! This actually isn't aimed at anyone in particular but it's something I've been noticing a lot lately. Are you really that insecure that you feel you have to hold your boyfriends hand when a hot girl walks past? If so you need to question your relationship!
 Note: If you have a lack and you feel you fit into the description above of "deranged other half" please know, everyone around you hates you. -Blog This.

Camping.
 campingpresent participle of camp (Verb)

Verb:

Live for a time in a camp, tent, or camper, as when on vacation. (of a man) Behave in an ostentatiously effeminate way: "he camped it up a bit for the cameras"  I don't know why but the idea of camping kind of terrifies me.. Obvious we're dealing with definition 1# here and not camping it up for the paps. That's a topic for some other time. I don't think it's a common fear but if you have seen either Brokeback Mountain or The Blaire Witch Project, it should be enough to turn you off camping for life... Not to mention the thoughts of trying to sleep in a paper thin sleeping bag on a rock hard ground in a tent thinner than Posh Spice.  No no, camping isn't for the faint hearted, especially because teens like to make camping more interesting with drink. I'm sorry but after I have a few, the last thing I want to be doing is ending up in some freezing tent with a this stranger Muhammed lying next to me. No.  American rom-coms give off a lovely impression of camping with a group of friends sitting around a fire with one ridiculously good looking guy sing kumbaya and playing the guitar perfectly. When in fact the harsh reality is, you will wake up looking completely shit due to lack of make-up supplies, a hair brush, A BATHROOM and a mirror. You're breath will smell and you'll most likely still be shitfaced from drinking until 4 in the morning.  If you've ever been camping, I'd love to hear all about, granted it's a decent story and not about camping with the scouts when you were 12. -Blog This.