Celebrities I would punch in the face. 
 We all know there are some celebs out there that get millions of dollars a week for doing the simple things in life that most of us would gladly do for free when really all they deserve is a good punch square in the face. I am dedicating this post to the celebrities that I would personally punch in the face. Repeatedly. In no particular order, here it goes.

Rihanna. Clearly getting a few slaps from Chris Brown wasn't enough so I'll take it upon myself to finish the job. Why? Because I can't remember the last time I heard her singing about anything else other than sex, filth. Looks like she is bracing herself for my fist here, excellent.

European Jesus over here (Russell Brand) deserves a right few slaps for divorcing the one and only Katy Perry. Like I'm sorry, you get the best of the best and you divorce it?! Where is the logic, I fail to see it. Look out Russel, you're on my list.

Kristen "I can't control my emotions" Stewart is another faithful contender, purely due to her disgraceful acting in the Twilight Saga. I would have done a better job in my sleep, I would have showed more emotion for sure. Bending over for a kick up the arse? Thanks Kris, making my job easier.








Anyone from the shows "The only way is Essex" or "Made in Chelsea" I'd take you all on at the same time. 

Madge, you have a special place in my heart on my fist. Pack it in. Nobody wants to see someone as old as their nan strut around in short shorts singing about sex. Act your age not you bra size. Better not walk down any dark alleys.

Hey Kanye, I know you have one of the top-rated albums of 2010—and Imma let you finish—but you are also continuing to be one of the most annoying celebrities out there and now having Kim Kardashian as your lack, you aren't helping your case. 

When talking about the most annoying celebrities, you can not leave out this major annoyance. I have just found out that she is pregnant (God help Mtv) People like this are the reason people should have to be tested before being allowed to procreate.









Anyone from "Teen Mom" "My Super Sweet 16" or "16 and Pregnant" -come at me bro. 
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