Reality TV shows I should be in.
 I know I haven't been blogging in a while, but I am doing my leaving cert. so inspiration isn't flowing like it used be. -But, last night I was lying in bed and I was thinking; how amazing would it be if people you knew were on reality tv shows? (Big Brother, Jersey/Geordie Shore, Talafornia, Sweet 16's etc...) I mean, it can be fairly entertaining watching them make an idiot out of themselves but imagine if you turned on the tv and saw one of your friends me slapping the shit out of Snooki. I'd watch the shit out of that!
 I know everyone was ashamed of Talafornia, but after watching 'Talafornia Swipe' on Youtube (which everyone should watch by the way) I think it would be some craic to have someone who isn't a total skank on the show, just chillin and stuff. It's just a thought. -Blog This.

I want to be this guys fist.

Celebrities I would punch in the face. 
 We all know there are some celebs out there that get millions of dollars a week for doing the simple things in life that most of us would gladly do for free when really all they deserve is a good punch square in the face. I am dedicating this post to the celebrities that I would personally punch in the face. Repeatedly. In no particular order, here it goes.

Rihanna. Clearly getting a few slaps from Chris Brown wasn't enough so I'll take it upon myself to finish the job. Why? Because I can't remember the last time I heard her singing about anything else other than sex, filth. Looks like she is bracing herself for my fist here, excellent.

European Jesus over here (Russell Brand) deserves a right few slaps for divorcing the one and only Katy Perry. Like I'm sorry, you get the best of the best and you divorce it?! Where is the logic, I fail to see it. Look out Russel, you're on my list.

Kristen "I can't control my emotions" Stewart is another faithful contender, purely due to her disgraceful acting in the Twilight Saga. I would have done a better job in my sleep, I would have showed more emotion for sure. Bending over for a kick up the arse? Thanks Kris, making my job easier.








Anyone from the shows "The only way is Essex" or "Made in Chelsea" I'd take you all on at the same time. 

Madge, you have a special place in my heart on my fist. Pack it in. Nobody wants to see someone as old as their nan strut around in short shorts singing about sex. Act your age not you bra size. Better not walk down any dark alleys.

Hey Kanye, I know you have one of the top-rated albums of 2010—and Imma let you finish—but you are also continuing to be one of the most annoying celebrities out there and now having Kim Kardashian as your lack, you aren't helping your case. 

When talking about the most annoying celebrities, you can not leave out this major annoyance. I have just found out that she is pregnant (God help Mtv) People like this are the reason people should have to be tested before being allowed to procreate.









Anyone from "Teen Mom" "My Super Sweet 16" or "16 and Pregnant" -come at me bro. 
 If you are offended by any of the above comments, please note, I do not care. Don't like my blog? Stop reading it! My blog, my opinions! Hope those with a humerus bone in their body enjoyed. -Blog This.

My Dream.
 Remember when you were younger and you'd watched up to 7 Disney movies a day and thought to yourself "wow, that's what I want to be when I grow up!" I did. My parents took my to Disney World Florida twice and this dream just became bigger & more determined. I had actually forgotten about it until now. My dad calls it glorified spraoi but I still really want to be a Disney princess dancing in parades, signing autographs, taking pictures and making little boy and girls dreams come true. I don't think there is a happier job : ) Anyone out there want to be my best friend forever and get me a job in the happiest place on earth? -Blog This.

"Get a Room."
 Has that phrase gone out of style? If so we most definitely need to bring it back. I don't know whether it's this new generation of music about sex and stuff or people are just ignorant, but something needs to be done because my eyes, my eyes are burning. I'm not bitter, I just really do not see the need for public affection. OKAY ALREADY we get it, ye're together! This actually isn't aimed at anyone in particular but it's something I've been noticing a lot lately. Are you really that insecure that you feel you have to hold your boyfriends hand when a hot girl walks past? If so you need to question your relationship!
 Note: If you have a lack and you feel you fit into the description above of "deranged other half" please know, everyone around you hates you. -Blog This.

Camping.
 campingpresent participle of camp (Verb)

Verb:

Live for a time in a camp, tent, or camper, as when on vacation. (of a man) Behave in an ostentatiously effeminate way: "he camped it up a bit for the cameras"  I don't know why but the idea of camping kind of terrifies me.. Obvious we're dealing with definition 1# here and not camping it up for the paps. That's a topic for some other time. I don't think it's a common fear but if you have seen either Brokeback Mountain or The Blaire Witch Project, it should be enough to turn you off camping for life... Not to mention the thoughts of trying to sleep in a paper thin sleeping bag on a rock hard ground in a tent thinner than Posh Spice.  No no, camping isn't for the faint hearted, especially because teens like to make camping more interesting with drink. I'm sorry but after I have a few, the last thing I want to be doing is ending up in some freezing tent with a this stranger Muhammed lying next to me. No.  American rom-coms give off a lovely impression of camping with a group of friends sitting around a fire with one ridiculously good looking guy sing kumbaya and playing the guitar perfectly. When in fact the harsh reality is, you will wake up looking completely shit due to lack of make-up supplies, a hair brush, A BATHROOM and a mirror. You're breath will smell and you'll most likely still be shitfaced from drinking until 4 in the morning.  If you've ever been camping, I'd love to hear all about, granted it's a decent story and not about camping with the scouts when you were 12. -Blog This.

Recent Events.
 So I haven't been blogging much at all lately and that is due too most recent events taking place. Last Tuesday, March 20th (my birthday). I haven't been out celebrating my 18 years of living, but celebrating the 77 years of my Grandad seeing as they came to an end on this same date.
 These recent events got me thinking about the future. I have concluded, when it is my own time to go, I do not want these traditions for my funeral. Instead I would like:

• Everyone to wear bright colours and not black, as I was a colourful person and I would hate to think of everyone wearing the same colour in honour of me. It just doesn't seem apt. 
• People to share their memories with each other at this mass, I don't care if it takes a week, I want as many possible to share their fond memories so people can smile.
• My friends who can sing to sing at the mass.
• Snow Patrols "Chasing Cars" to be played at the end or something, but a classy version like when Greys Anatomy sang it. 
• I want to be buried with my family.
• Tulips, I want tulips on my grave and pink ones at that, they seem more cheerful. 
• I would like this mass to occur a week or so after my death so everyone has gotten over the deep mourning and can afford to smile while celebrating my life.
• I think a play should be acted out after, a play of my life, because let's face it, that play is going to be hilarious.

If this wasn't funny to read or you didn't enjoy it, I'm  sorry I couldn't care less. I feel these are things that needed to be said.  Rest in peace Grandad, I hope you're winning all the horse races. Lot's of love.
-Blog This.

Birthdays
 Today is my 18th birthday! Woo, it would appear that many of you didn't think I'd survive this long & so you've showered me in cards, presents and money to reward me, thanks. But be warned, I'm immortal bitchezz, so be prepared to celebrate each and every year!
 Alternative Ending: Seeing as there is a theory we'll all die in December of this year, it was nice to celebrate my 18th birthday early in the year allowing me to purchase alcohol for the end of the world party.

 One sexy piece of ass on one sexy piece of cake right here. I had a great party and thank you to everyone who came :) (not including crashers who don't know me, I hate you.)
 Being in school on your birthday kinda sucks, but sure that can't be helped! -Blog This.