How not to get 625 points. 

 This is the essential guide on how not to get 625 points on your leaving cert. If you are hoping to not get 625 you must really commit and follow as many as these steps as possible;

 1. Burn all your books and notes. This is a great way of getting rid of all your material needed for the exams. Other ways of doing this are throwing them down a well, in a river, or feeding them to your dog. 

 2. Party hard. This step is most popular among Irish teens. Go out every night and drink your liver into a happy coma. If you're not throwing up, you're doing it wrong. 

 3. Take up a hobby. It could be as interesting as collecting stamps or going skiing weekly, either way you have to really commit to your hobby as if it is what you live for. 

 4. Smile & laugh. Most people who do well in exams tend not to smile and laugh or generally have a good social life at all, so this step it fool proof. 

 5. Facebook. It is scientifically proven if you have Facebook you aren't going to go very far in life, so get one and become addicted! Other social networks can be used for this step too, take me for instance I have up to 7 websites and networks that I use daily for this step. Such as this blog. 

 6. Watch a lot of TV. TV is time consuming & has the power to turn us into couch potatoes, amazing. I suggest lying in front of it for at least 6 hours. To make this step more effective bring fatty foods and drinks to your designated couch potato area.

 7. Read this pointless blog. This means you are already online trying to procrastinate, good job! Keep reading and telling your friends about it as this is a sure fire way to not get 625 points. 

 Friends who are doing any pass subjects and can not get 625 to begin with, GREAT WORK you already have a head start, if you follow these steps you are sure to not do well, I should know, I live by them! Inside each one of us is the ability to be a stripper or a bathroom janitor, so don't give up on that dream :) Happy failing everyone. -Blog This.